Cold meals – Cold News

Now there’s nothing worse than being served a cold meal is there? Well, some guy walked out on his gal because she didn’t serve him a warm meal and so said good bye. Ok, not exactly like that but pretty close.

These days there seems to be an endless supply of interesting and moving information on the internet. I am so happy that this medium was invented to enrich my life and inform me about the problems others are having in their marriages.

I never knew marriages could go sour until the internet was invented and informed me of those happenings. I thought life was like on TV back in the good’ol days – when everyone was happy and there was never a harsh word. Ok, I know get real!

Everywhere you look on the internet there is someone divorcing someone because of something or they don’t like each other because he looked at another gal or she left him because he wouldn’t build her a closet for her shoes or some other such nonsense.

What’s the world turning into a wasp nest of divorce on the internet and is everyone really interested in knowing about all those folk’s private lives. I’m not, but I can’t avoid it because it’s there on the front pages of certain papers.

It’s too bad for the guy with the cold meal but maybe he did something to his gal and she finally thought “ I’ve had enough” and so she finally thought I will show you and served her guy a cold meal. Plus if the guy had half a brain he could have warmed it up in the microwave and saved the whole situation.

Nobody reported on why the women did that. I would like to know what made the women decide to do that. Please – tell us all why you did that to your guy because I am sure there was a good reason behind it.

So many stories are like that on the internet and why don’t they print both sides of the story then we readers can decide for ourselves who we feel sorry for and make our own conclusion as to who did the right thing or wrong thing.
Though that could mean extra work for the journalist who themselves are maybe too lazy to ask both parties about what happened or they are only interested in one side of the story and not both sides.

So, journalist next time you want to inform us all about who is divorcing who or some other such earth moving nonsense please give us both sides of the story otherwise it is really boring and not worth taking the time to read.

Behind the Wheel

Yes, behind the wheel has to do with driving but maybe not as you think it may be. There’s are many drivers out there and they are in all age groups too from young learners to mature adults, and there’s the system to tell us which route we should take so as not to get lost ( so they say). Those great SavNav systems will steer us in a direction that we may or may not what to go depending on the mood of the system.

Those SatNav systems can be really annoying sometimes with the voice telling you to turn here go straight and don’t drive too fast. What does that system want from me? Plus I have to concentrate on my driving too and all the other stuff I may be doing while I am driving -> The perils of modern society!

Remember the good’ol days when the passenger and the backseat drive told you where to go. I mean direction = not what you are thinking; even though you did tell him/her where to go to when you had enough.

That was driving at its best!! You all know what I am talking about here -> the map generation

Nothing more exciting than a good argument about the direction you’re driving or where to turn or are we on the right road and are you holding the map right….

That was an experience and you could voice your opinion turn onto the wrong road the person holding the map could say that you are wrong and then you have to turn around and drive back 20 miles to where you actually wanted to turn. That was simply fun and good for the nerves and everyone in the car got riled-up too.

You don’t have that sort of fun with a SatNav system do you?? I bet not

That stupid little device can only say a limited number of things and can’t answer back plus, it does steer you in the wrong direction too because for some reason or another it doesn’t know if there’s a dead-end ahead or if it’s a one way street. And when you do follow what it says and you end up in the wrong place and what can you say : You jerk ( no swearing here – but in your car you can say what you like.)

I miss the map and when I drive around with my guy there’s no more fun conversation either about, is this the right street or so. That stupid device has ruined my life!!
I like a good heated conversation while driving and giving directions. I call that communication and by the time we both arrive at our destination we both feel relaxed because we have gotten all our stress out of our system before we arrive and that a SatNav system can’t do because no one is talking so each of you may have built-up a bit of tension from listening to that thing but no one says anything.

Really boring!!

They should bring back the paper map so that everybody can have fun while driving and not just sit there like a bump on a log.

So, get out your paper maps now and enjoy a good trip in your car because it more fun than listening to a computer voice!