Winning Strategy … Not Today!

The amazing fact that there is endless information about everything nowadays and the amazing fact is; do we need it? What about playing the lottery you ask; well there seems to be a strategy that one should use as I read a while ago and if I follow those strict rules I am bound to be a winner of a tremendous amount of money….

WOW you say and is too good to be true. I think the same but that wonderful email told me differently and would give me the needed knowledge (that word I would use abstractly) to play the lottery and become a millionaire overnight! I feel rich already and haven’t even invested a cent….

Like always when my guy gets wind of anything that I think is a great opportunity to invest; say $2.00 and win millions – how can one not jump on the band wagon? Always a party pooper, but then again he may want to protect from those devious individuals out there sending those emails promising me to win millions playing the lottery.

I called around earlier to my gal friends asking them if they got the same email that I had gotten and low and behold a couple of them had… what a relief that I am not alone but then again my chances of winning millions is decreasing because of the competition from my friends… My friends knew right away when I asked, that I had the same plan as they did and refused to say more about how they were going to win the lottery. After contemplating on the subject I decided to call them up again and invite them over for coffee and of course… PRINT OUT your email or no coffee!

Well, there was a commotion at my front door when all my friends showed up with their trusty email’s in their hand.. There we gathered at the kitchen table and showed our emails to each other, and then a disappointing fact was brought to light! What you are thinking?????

There was small print at the end of the email saying that we only have to send $50.00 to them to learn how to win at the lottery. My dream of becoming a millionaire died at that second and so did that of my other gal friends too! Why does the small print written on everything take something from you and only the big print may give you something????

So, remember before you want to get rich…. Read the small print because it maybe more expensive than it’s worth!

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Zapping through the channels

Zapping through TV channels can be a great past time when you have nothing to do or there isn’t anything to watch on TV…. I would say most of the time there isn’t anything to watch or????

Well, there is bad news abound about your remote control and …… Where did you put it??? Any ideas or has that device decided to hide itself somewhere in your house??? It is said that we spend two whole weeks of our lives searching for that object so we can zap through the channels of our TV’S.

If I had only known that years ago I could have saved myself some time and done something else… What… look for my keys!!

Keys are like TV remote controls, and reading glasses can be put in this category too! It always seems to me that where ever you put your keys they are never there when you are looking for them and I will never understand it??? I know I left my keys in my handbag but now they aren’t there and seemed to have hidden themselves somewhere else in the house… but where???? Or there are the reading glasses. I know I left then on the nightstand by the bed and now where the heck have they taken off too???

And then the remote has gone missing too. It was on the coffee table this morning when I left the house and now it’s not there. I need to send out a search party in my house to find all that stuff because I think those objects get together when no one’s home and think about ways” how can we annoy her and she will have to search all over the house to find us.”

I bet you have those problems too at your place but may not want to admit it. And what is really interesting about all this is that this problem isn’t a new one. My parents had the same problem without the remote control, because I was the remote control… I bet if I got a dollar for each time my dad misplaced his reading glasses or keys when I was a kid; I would have been a millionaire by the time I was 20, but as luck would have it, my dad never gave me a dollar for each time he misplaced something- too bad…

Plus maybe you have heard this too at your place (it’s common at ours) “ What did you do with the remote control?”

I answer: I haven’t seen it.

My guy: I know you had it because you have been home all afternoon.

Please, tell me what does that have to do with the remote control when I never ever stepped foot into the living room but somehow I am guilty. This logic seems to always amaze me. What do I know I only live here!!

So, I think I better get more organized because I don’t … I repeat don’t want to waste too much of my time looking for the remote control when I can be looking for my glasses or keys, Enjoy your search at your place too!!