Need a Coffee Break?

HI everyone out there in the internet world who may be enjoying a nice cup of coffee and wondering to themselves ” I need a little laugh today”.
Enjoy your coffee!

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Coffee in my car
Posted on April 2, 2012 by sueromeisr-copyright

Most people love to drink a fresh cup of coffee no matter where you are; whether out and about or just hanging out. There’s nothing better than a good cup of coffee to make your day go better or just to relax and enjoy it.

With the coffee to go rage that’s one thing, but by the time you get back into your car the coffee has cooled off a bit and that can be somewhat disappointing if it’s cold outside.

But there is supposedly a new gadget that can help you while you are driving. How it works I am not too sure but can image though that it takes some pretty tricky maneuvering to drive and make coffee at the same time.

You just backed your car out of the driveway and head down the street and think to yourself “It’s high time for a fresh cup of coffee” and so what do you do?
You get out your little coffee maker gadget and turn it on and press a few buttons and place a porcelain mug (no paper cups please) under the thing that squirts out the coffee and there you go a hot cup of good’ol coffee! Oh, I forgot you need to put some coffee in the thing too..Sorry

I am starting to get the jitters from the caffeine in my coffee so I better be careful here or I may get forgetful…

What worries me with this whole set-up is as a gal -> how can I drive, make coffee and put my make-up on all at the same time, and still keep my eye on the road, and maybe send a couple of text messages to my gal friends saying that I’m having a fresh cup of coffee in my car. Or you guys too -> read the newspaper (whatever section interests you) make your coffee and send out a couple of emails from your handheld device, and also keep your eye on the road. Has anyone managed to do that???

I bet there are some seminars out there for this problem and I am going to register for one of them and earn a certificate in making coffee in my car.

Though guys and gals must be careful not to spill any of their coffee on themselves because if they don’t have the built-in dry cleaners in their car than that could means trouble with a capital ”T” !!

You cannot get out of the car with a coffee stain on your cloths because everyone would then know that you have the coffee gadget but not the dry cleaning gadget and that could really put a spot on your day…

I see this as real multi-tasking and by the time I get to work I am ready for the day. Plus to solve my dirty cup problem I’ve installed a mini dish washer in my car, so that I don’t have any dirty mugs lying around in my car when I come out in the evening after work.

I wonder just how many people own such a thing and do you need a special license to use it because it sounds like it may be part of one of those new ways to drive your car and therefore you need a special coffee-making license. But either way you look at it; it maybe a “must have” for 2012.

Enjoy a good cup of coffee wherever you are!

Texting in Town

This is a somewhat dangerous form of sport though many have taken-up this sport and have done themselves some bodily harm to say the least.

I have seen many a person walk along the street and not notice where they are walking and either walk into someone or almost get run over by a car. Is text massaging that important and if it is why don’t the people stop walking to write their message? Or are they rushed for time?

They should designate special ”T” texting benches along the street so when someone has the urge to send a text message they can sit down and write it and not have to worry about walking into something or getting run over. But then again the benches may be full and you have to take a number before you can sit down to text causing some stress among the people waiting to text a message.
There would naturally be a 5 minute time limit as to how long you are allowed to sit and text, and if you overstay your 5 minutes a meter maid is standing there with her trusty ticket book to write you a ticket for overstaying your allowed time of 5 minutes.

This would also generate funds for cities that are strapped for cash and create jobs too. Thus, opening up a whole new world for everyone from the cell phone texter to the city.

Though I do have another idea for texting in town with the text lanes and how this works is very similar to the street when driving. On the sidewalk there are 4 lanes.
One lane is for normal pedestrians just strolling down the street and then there is the slow text lane where the person is texting but walking very slowly. Lane 3 is a bit faster and you are just sending quick messages and receiving a quick answer so you can over take lane 2. Lane 4 is like the commuter lane where you must have at least 3 phones in your hand and texting with them all at the same time, and if you aren’t then you will be pulled over and given a ticket for not obeying the 3 phone regulation and the same holds true for all the other lanes too.

When those ideas will be implemented I am not too sure but I am hoping that some city planners will find my ideas interesting. But as always I am sure they may find it a bit obscure and say” sorry we’re not interested”.

But I am sure someone will come up with an idea as to how to protect texter’s from the perils of texting.

I have even read that people who text too much have problems spelling real words because they forgot how to spell or they have to go to a special clinic for treatment of withdrawal from texting.

If this is true – how can anyone send so many text messages or are they the professional texter’s who are up for the Olympic medal in texting?

And there are Olympic texting contests too for those who can text 100 messages simultaneously in a minute with 100 cell phones and see who is the fastest and not make any spelling mistakes either

This is a true feat indeed!!

So, all you professional cell phone texter’s out there; practice up for the next upcoming championship in your area to qualify for the Olympics. I heard the winner gets a pocket size cell phone texter dictionary with only 100k pages in it.
A must for all!

If you win please text us a message with your cell phone, so we will all know about it.

Enjoy your cell phone and be careful next time you are on the street sending a message with your cell!