SERVICE STATION WEDDING IN THE RESTROOM…copyright:sueromeiser2024

Well, the title says it all… and how that would work-out is a question in itself not to say how would everyone fit into the restroom and I hope that the facilities are clean,too…. 

Just imagine being invited to a wedding in a restroom and if it’s a sort of older service station, then there may only be one restroom for everyone and that may be a bit cramped to say the least with a unique fragrance in the air too..  The holy shit with that smell in the air to add to the whole experience, but then again maybe it is held in the winter and then since everything is frozen, it would be fine for the day… 

But the whole thing needs to be taken “unter der Lupe” to be serious… Who is actually standing in the restroom and too get dressed-up too? It seems like a questionable situation if you ask me… Okay you didn’t but you can imagine, if you did…

There you go – you confirm the invitation and not thinking about the location and get yourself all gussied-up for this event.. you drive there and see a service station and think… “ is this true?” yes, it is and there you say… “ This will be an interesting day.”  Your selfies of you in the restroom too there you smile with the toilet and co… to send to your fans who ask you so” where are you standing and is that so?”  Your group App and friends say “what a day”… and no one else knows what to say… 

But at the end of the day.. They chose the restroom of their choice and we could say … “Is that where they meet to have some play ?”… 

Wherever you choose to marry  –  have a great day!!

MY BIKINI AND ME copyright: sueromeiser2024

The title says it all today and with the new season 2024 of first spring then summer approaching a gal like me needs to think about that bikini figure… or at least think about it not to say forget about it in reality… But hey every gal needs to dream about the yesteryears of the bikini figure… Maybe I repeat myself here but as we gals know this topic comes every year and will never end no matter what century we are in or age we are… That is how it is in our world we live in…. 

The headline got my attention that mentioned that gals can get cellulite from wearing a bikini…Sounds very dangerous if you ask me and the thought of getting cellulite from wearing a bikini runs goosebumps down my spine….. OMG … there on the beach with my new bikini on and my “new bikini figure” and there I see the cellulite… that would ruin my beach day and then the thought is of how can I stand-up from my beach towel and go swimming in the ocean… As you may have figured out I am on vacation in Florida… I need to have a good suntan and some fun 😉 

But the cellulite there on my behind saying to me you have to stay sitting or else there will be fans that say “Sue, has cellulite on her behind today”… and that is something that I don’t want and I can imagine no other gal does too.. 

No gal wants to be caught off guard with cellulite on their behind in their new bikini and there all their fans will say “ she has cellulite today”… and your beach day is ruined… But never fear a solution is near…. 

By the right style of bikini and then there will be no cellulite on your behind… it is just an optical issue and not an issue of what is written in the article online as I see it… 

The right style and the right look and okay you are on your way and can have a great beach day… 

No one will remember me if I look good, but all will remember me in a bikini when I have cellulite so to say…..  That is how beach life is today… 

So, at the end of the day every gal can wear what she wants and who cares if or not cellulite is there or not… 

Remember.. it’s your body gals and you need to feel good in it too… so wear your bikini today 😉 

MY MAN IS A BREATH AWAY… copyright: sueromeiser2024

Nothing worse than reading about a gal whose fiance has bad breath and they don’t want to cuddle…. a very upsetting experience for the gal as I can imagine… or maybe not or is it  just a little fling and he is not her fiance, so to say… We need facts here… And of course we are all curious what kind of guy he is too; to say the least…  

There you go… in the arms of that man and he breathes on you… OMG I would pass-out , no better yet.. tell him to go brush his teeth.. No bad breath is tolerated here!! just the thought of that would make any gal cringe… 

A thought here is I hope he brought his toothbrush with him and has the right kind of toothpaste too… God forbid the wrong kind of toothpaste or mouthwash… that would ruin the whole thing and it would be a reason to say … Okay… “We are done for the day” 😉 

Never mind the thought of what her friends would say… Let’s find out and I am sure they would say… I know nothing about your guys breath … okay… Though deep inside the WhatsApp chat is a message from her to him saying “ Do you know you had bad breath yesterday”… That is what your gal- friend would say… okay….  

Fling here… fling there is what we can say and the bad breath is not here to stay…. 

But most of all if they are in love she needs to say…. “ I have a little present for you here today”… and he opens it up with such emotions that he takes her breath away.. and there he sees in the box not a pair of socks but a new shiny toothbrush and so he says to her “That is wonderful” and lets her know … that is that and sends her on her way… 

A sad story to be read but if you think .. that it is okay … then you must be tactical in your own way and he won’t send her on her way because now he sees the toothbrush and co… are not as bad as they thought so…. 

Now, we know and it has been said, so always remember before that kiss never miss the chance to brush your teeth and say… “ Now we can kiss, because my teeth are clean and my breath is good”… and now it goes to say good oral hygiene can save your day!!!

Don’t forget to brush your teeth today and have a great day!!!

My beer and my carpet… copyright:sueromeiser2024

It’s always amazing to read how all those household hacks out there are going to improve my life and I never seemed to take notice of them and now here I sit and just can’t imagine how I missed out on the beer trick… OMG … My life wasn’t complete, up until I read that little lifes hack trick … okay.. years ago, it was called a cleaning trick or tip , but I need to stay with the times and not look toooooooo old fashioned here in the cleaning lifestyle of 2024… Cleaning trend 2024 a must know for everyone out there to say the least… 

Now just imagine, some friends stop by and have a 6 pack with them in the hopes that they can drink it at your place in your living room with wall-to-wall carpeting… No, way I say… pour it directly onto the carpet and there you go… I guess while it is working (so to say) they run out quickly and buy another 6 pack for themselves to indulge in… or at least they may think so….   Though if you take it seriously your place may end up smelling like a brewery and not have the desired effect like mentioned in the article… 

Okay, maybe I overdid it with the six pack…. I need to spray it onto the carpeting… Now, I need a spray bottle… Another issue to take care of and how long do I have to wait for the beer to clean my carpet???? Though another scenario … You invite some friends around for an evening meal – hopefully they like what you cook and don’t come with a list of things that they don’t eat – I would send them back home and say “Hey, I am not a restaurant here!” … I like to think positive and once my carpet is cleaned with the right brand of beer ( The brand of beer is the A&O of cleaning the carpet) or even worse they come into the living room and can smell that you chose the wrong brand of beer to clean your carpet with… Disaster ist pre-programmed and the evening “ist im Eimer” to put it nicely … I would inform myself first to make sure to avoid such mishaps or even worse they take pictures of my clean carpet; cleaned with the wrong brand of beer and post it on a social media site saying “ Sue, didn’t clean her carpet with the right brand of beer”…. There you go…. it’s over with .. and you are branded with that brand of beer 😉 

Life can be challenging in the world of cleaning carpets and the beer you use, so my advice is make a concept and remember it all depends on your BEER! 

Have a great Saturday today and remember don’t drink toooooo much beer!