Gals you cannot believe it ,but I read the other day that with a fake tan my cellulite disappears… Now how this works I can only guess????
The questions are just bouncing around my brain “Cellulite and Fake Tans”??? And the worse part is, is that my brain cannot answer the question… I’m getting old!!
But as a gal I don’t give-up so quickly and the idea that my skin will have an orange hue to it along with no cellulite is an interesting thought, I think…. Believe it or not?
So, I decided to pop-out to my local drug store and check out all those fake tanning products and believe me there were plenty to choose from. What I noticed while I was standing there looking at all those fake tanning products and when I picked one up to read how to use it; the print seemed to have gotten smaller. I mean really now “What is that supposed to be with the small print?” There on the back of the bottle in micro-mini print was how to use it.
I think I need a microscope to read what is written, otherwise I have no idea what is written there. I went to get myself one of those shopping trollies with a magnifying glass.. I felt like a jerk, but I wanted to read what was written on the bottle.
There before my eyes was written on the bottle was that this product will give you the feeling that you don’t have anymore cellulite.
This stuff is exactly what I need and so I bought 2 bottles of fake tanning products, which almost bankrupted me at the same time after paying $75.00, but hey I want to look young and with a suntan without the sun.
Once home I rushed into the bathroom and took a shower and was going to apply the fake tanning gel to my skin when I noticed that in the small print it said “Try this product on a small spot of skin before applying it to your whole body.”…. Who follows those instructions????? Not me!!
Though I did have some worries about stripes from not applying the product correctly.
Once finished I should wait a bit and then my instant fake tan will/would appear…. So, with my trusty cup of coffee in my hand I waited it out and kept an eye on my cellulite to see if it would disappear…. No luck so far after 2 hours, just an orange colored hue which didn’t do much for my looks….
I looked more like I dunked myself into an orange colored bath, like you would color an Easter egg. Thank goodness in these times; I don’t or shouldn’t leave the house so that none of my friends or the people at work will/would see me. Because if they did it would be an OMG moment to say the least!!!
Just imagine I go to work and ask my PA to do something for me and she see’s me with my orange hue skin color….. The rest is history!
My cellulite is still there, My skin has an orange color hue to it and I am still at home. Sometimes things aren’t as they seem/ say they will be….. That’s life!