My Bra and Me… copyright:sueromeiser2024

Yes, I know it is true I have written about bras before but I never thought about the color issue with my bra and how it looks under a certain color of  tops… This thought makes me cringe when I think about it… 

There I am in the bra department of my favorite shop and all those bras hanging there, just looking at me in the hopes that I will buy at least one of them and bring it home and add it to my bra collection that I have hidden in my closet … There they are alone in the drawer waiting to be worn… But no… I need a new one to fit to the top that will make the top look better…  Remember the “top” looks better & not me look better 😉 

You know gals – a bra collection is like a handbag or jewelry collection… you can never have enough of them 😉 … I got a bit carried away with that thought about adding to my collection for the summer of 2024 😉  

Anyway, there you stand in the shop looking at  the bras and thinking “ I like this one here… but will it fit to the top that I want to wear it with..” And no one will even know that I bought myself a special bra for that special top… Now what????? 

This would cause a real predicament to say the least and then maybe the top has to be the sort where you can see that bra that you have on, but then I can’t wear it to work… A definite no go…. and then … What … it gets put back in the closet and forgotten …. 

NO, you just wear it and who cares if it matches the top or not… It is my bra and those items of clothing are not going to control my fashion tastes… I am not going to fall victim of the bra …. Just imagine someone comes up to you and asks “ Are you a bra victim?” of course not… is the answer but the salesperson would like me  to be one … 

There you go gals another worry that we have to think about in our daily lives –  it is our bras 😉   

                       Have a great evening / day with your bra…. 

Can that man? copyright: sueromeiser2024

Now that is a question every gal would like to ask: Can that man… now this is a somewhat touchy issue but according to some researchers in a German country they studied it and to my surprise there is no data about German men and this seems a bit foggy because how come all the other men are willing to give away the little secret that the have hiding in their underpants…. 

This must be really important for those guys involved otherwise it wouldn’t have made the internet news… It is really fascinating to say the least but hey… I wouldn’t ask a guy if I could have a peek in his underpants before the action begins… That would be a bit rude to say the least.. Or maybe one could say it’s like when you buy a car you like to look inside to see what is in there… in the interior hidden behind the price sticker…. 

I am not going to say “Gals when you go out with that guy; make sure you have your ruler with you to see if it is okay in his underpants”… no way he would say… but after a few he may be game and there you go the fun can begin 😉 

Gals must look at this from a scientific angle and not get tooooo carried away but if you must, you must have your little book to make that note of what you measured and then you can see what pair of underpants you got to know 😉 But that is your little secret and not to be shared with all because your other gal friends may get the same idea and start that too and there you go a whole new kind of way to get to know….. 

The rest I don’t have to say… I believe you are old enough to read and know what I am talking about , so always remember and there you go gals with the underpants story 😉 

Have a great day …. today…..  

Let me be young again…copyright:sueromeiser2024

It seems to be a trend that I like to read about and the newest is the jeans to make me look young again and that is just what I need ,and then with the mascara to make my face look 20 years younger… What more does a gal like me need to be young again 😉 

No answer is needed – I just have to go out tomorrow and find the store with those jeans and then I will be up-to-date with the newest trend… Not to say my bank account may suffer too….. OMG……

As for trends all gals know that if you don’t keep up with the trends then you are out and what gal wants to be out and have everyone on the street point at you and say “ you haven’t got the jeans on to make you look young and you are not wearing the mascare making your face look 20 years younger either ; that was in an article”…. 

This issue should be taken seriously as I see it and where do I start …. Looking online is easy but to find the real look that I need … I need to do some serious “searching” and then the browser tells me “ sorry this isn’t available in your area” … What do the browsers really think and their algorithm may not be thinking of my needs nor my feelings…. the algorithm is just thinking that it has to do what the programmer said to do… I am the customer here and want my new jeans that will make me look young along with the mascara too…. 

Can’t they understand that… gals need that and I am sure many gals get a bit upset when their computer gives the message that they don’t want to read …. 

But I am one not to give-up and will keep surfing… Surfing is fun and you only have to be aware of the sharks( my advice is get a good surfboard 😉 quality has its price) ) out there with their backdoors and fake pages that won’t let me get my jeans to make me look young 😉 again…. 

But never fear there is probably a store out there that wants me to buy those jeans and mascara and then when I have my jeans on and my mascara everyone will say “ Who are you 😉 “… because I look sooooooooo young….. So, all you gals out there just don’t give up and you will find all those things to make you look young and feel young again too! 

Have a great day / evening wherever you are in this internet world…. 

My make-up and me.. copyright:sueromeiser2024

The heading says it all… Gals have you ever noticed that there is make-up out there for everything and there you go you feel better or at least someone does until you find out it doesn’t do what the packaging says… 

I saw a little article online about mascara that is good for teenies & for mature women… Boy what a sensation if I say so and now any mature gal can say ‘ I feel young right a-away’ needless to say you may look like your daughter who may not appreciate the fact that their mother looks like them and copies their mascara too.. 

There you go in the bathroom for your daily beauty routine and there in the make-up tray is that mascara staring at you and saying ‘ just put some on and you will feel 20 years younger”… The temptation is there burning inside just saying ‘ I want to feel young today”… So, what to do without anyone knowing and the thought that there could be serious germs in the package… Maybe risk it and then you decide to take a photo and go out later to the local beauty shop where you can buy that mascara that will make you feel 20 years younger again… 

But as all gals know the sales gals are really trained and they are not there to always think about how you want to look but how they want you to look… I want to look 20 years younger and only that mascara will do the job and who cares about what I have on because everyone will know that I have that mascara on that promises me to look 20 years younger again, and if no one notices I will say ‘ look at my eyelashes and you can see that I have the mascara on that makes me look younger” … and of course then they will say ‘ Boy, don’t you look good and you definitely look 20 years younger with that mascara on 😉 “ 

There you go now you can feel good too with the right mascara because everyone will only be looking  at your eyes with that look in their eyes say – I know your little secret with your mascara…. 

Now with those thoughts I feel like new and must rush out and find that brand to make me feel young again 😉 

So, gals out there never forget your mascara is the A & O in any make-up bag ! 

CAN I EVER GET IT RIGHT… copyright:sueromeiser2024

I am just baffled at all those stories out there giving me advice as to how to manage my life… I mean really how have I managed so far and things are still clean & tidy and I guess I look okay too…. What should a modern gal like me do in these times of endless online advice … Good question is what I have to say.. 

I need to get that cleaning trick for the toilet and co. or get my kitchen clean with an inexpensive trick that grandma used years ago… That must have gotten lost in the internet world…. Then the thought that easter is on its way and there too … What to bake or what to wear and do I even have the right make-up combination that fits to my Easter outfit that I still haven’t bought buy hey… I need the money too for all this stuff and there is never really the mention of that too.

My garden looks bad and I need a new landscape too and not to say the flowers have to be coordinated too but then again there is always a solution online too… I need a bigger garden for that great idea then again I go to the next website that will show me my dream house.. That is exactly a dream and it has a garden of my dreams too… The internet has an endless supply of dreams for us all too… 

Here we all sit in front of our computers and dream of things that will never be or the dream of thinking what should I do when I am done… When I am done … I’ll shut my computer off and say now “What should I do” –  my place is not like on the internet; my outfit isn’t like the one I saw for Easter either, and my make-up, well what can I say.. 

I look out the window and I could scream that the garden isn’t what it seems… and the neighbors don’t give a twoo, so here I sit and dream again about that garden I saw online and myself sitting by my swimming pool in my new bikini that I saw online too.. Oh how good do I feel with this way of thinking and all my fans will be there to say… I have found something better on a website that you don’t know about… But never fear; I know my websites and those are the ones that they don’t like so my day is saved and there you go… 

The internet is a real place for you to dream and things you see or wish for are always there and the shops never close for you too…. 24/7 is the way it is today…

That’s it for now in the internet world and I will  be dreaming too about all that stuff that I don’t need too…  

Have a wonderful Sunday too 🙂 

SERVICE STATION WEDDING IN THE RESTROOM…copyright:sueromeiser2024

Well, the title says it all… and how that would work-out is a question in itself not to say how would everyone fit into the restroom and I hope that the facilities are clean,too…. 

Just imagine being invited to a wedding in a restroom and if it’s a sort of older service station, then there may only be one restroom for everyone and that may be a bit cramped to say the least with a unique fragrance in the air too..  The holy shit with that smell in the air to add to the whole experience, but then again maybe it is held in the winter and then since everything is frozen, it would be fine for the day… 

But the whole thing needs to be taken “unter der Lupe” to be serious… Who is actually standing in the restroom and too get dressed-up too? It seems like a questionable situation if you ask me… Okay you didn’t but you can imagine, if you did…

There you go – you confirm the invitation and not thinking about the location and get yourself all gussied-up for this event.. you drive there and see a service station and think… “ is this true?” yes, it is and there you say… “ This will be an interesting day.”  Your selfies of you in the restroom too there you smile with the toilet and co… to send to your fans who ask you so” where are you standing and is that so?”  Your group App and friends say “what a day”… and no one else knows what to say… 

But at the end of the day.. They chose the restroom of their choice and we could say … “Is that where they meet to have some play ?”… 

Wherever you choose to marry  –  have a great day!!

MY BIKINI AND ME copyright: sueromeiser2024

The title says it all today and with the new season 2024 of first spring then summer approaching a gal like me needs to think about that bikini figure… or at least think about it not to say forget about it in reality… But hey every gal needs to dream about the yesteryears of the bikini figure… Maybe I repeat myself here but as we gals know this topic comes every year and will never end no matter what century we are in or age we are… That is how it is in our world we live in…. 

The headline got my attention that mentioned that gals can get cellulite from wearing a bikini…Sounds very dangerous if you ask me and the thought of getting cellulite from wearing a bikini runs goosebumps down my spine….. OMG … there on the beach with my new bikini on and my “new bikini figure” and there I see the cellulite… that would ruin my beach day and then the thought is of how can I stand-up from my beach towel and go swimming in the ocean… As you may have figured out I am on vacation in Florida… I need to have a good suntan and some fun 😉 

But the cellulite there on my behind saying to me you have to stay sitting or else there will be fans that say “Sue, has cellulite on her behind today”… and that is something that I don’t want and I can imagine no other gal does too.. 

No gal wants to be caught off guard with cellulite on their behind in their new bikini and there all their fans will say “ she has cellulite today”… and your beach day is ruined… But never fear a solution is near…. 

By the right style of bikini and then there will be no cellulite on your behind… it is just an optical issue and not an issue of what is written in the article online as I see it… 

The right style and the right look and okay you are on your way and can have a great beach day… 

No one will remember me if I look good, but all will remember me in a bikini when I have cellulite so to say…..  That is how beach life is today… 

So, at the end of the day every gal can wear what she wants and who cares if or not cellulite is there or not… 

Remember.. it’s your body gals and you need to feel good in it too… so wear your bikini today 😉 

MY MAN IS A BREATH AWAY… copyright: sueromeiser2024

Nothing worse than reading about a gal whose fiance has bad breath and they don’t want to cuddle…. a very upsetting experience for the gal as I can imagine… or maybe not or is it  just a little fling and he is not her fiance, so to say… We need facts here… And of course we are all curious what kind of guy he is too; to say the least…  

There you go… in the arms of that man and he breathes on you… OMG I would pass-out , no better yet.. tell him to go brush his teeth.. No bad breath is tolerated here!! just the thought of that would make any gal cringe… 

A thought here is I hope he brought his toothbrush with him and has the right kind of toothpaste too… God forbid the wrong kind of toothpaste or mouthwash… that would ruin the whole thing and it would be a reason to say … Okay… “We are done for the day” 😉 

Never mind the thought of what her friends would say… Let’s find out and I am sure they would say… I know nothing about your guys breath … okay… Though deep inside the WhatsApp chat is a message from her to him saying “ Do you know you had bad breath yesterday”… That is what your gal- friend would say… okay….  

Fling here… fling there is what we can say and the bad breath is not here to stay…. 

But most of all if they are in love she needs to say…. “ I have a little present for you here today”… and he opens it up with such emotions that he takes her breath away.. and there he sees in the box not a pair of socks but a new shiny toothbrush and so he says to her “That is wonderful” and lets her know … that is that and sends her on her way… 

A sad story to be read but if you think .. that it is okay … then you must be tactical in your own way and he won’t send her on her way because now he sees the toothbrush and co… are not as bad as they thought so…. 

Now, we know and it has been said, so always remember before that kiss never miss the chance to brush your teeth and say… “ Now we can kiss, because my teeth are clean and my breath is good”… and now it goes to say good oral hygiene can save your day!!!

Don’t forget to brush your teeth today and have a great day!!!

My beer and my carpet… copyright:sueromeiser2024

It’s always amazing to read how all those household hacks out there are going to improve my life and I never seemed to take notice of them and now here I sit and just can’t imagine how I missed out on the beer trick… OMG … My life wasn’t complete, up until I read that little lifes hack trick … okay.. years ago, it was called a cleaning trick or tip , but I need to stay with the times and not look toooooooo old fashioned here in the cleaning lifestyle of 2024… Cleaning trend 2024 a must know for everyone out there to say the least… 

Now just imagine, some friends stop by and have a 6 pack with them in the hopes that they can drink it at your place in your living room with wall-to-wall carpeting… No, way I say… pour it directly onto the carpet and there you go… I guess while it is working (so to say) they run out quickly and buy another 6 pack for themselves to indulge in… or at least they may think so….   Though if you take it seriously your place may end up smelling like a brewery and not have the desired effect like mentioned in the article… 

Okay, maybe I overdid it with the six pack…. I need to spray it onto the carpeting… Now, I need a spray bottle… Another issue to take care of and how long do I have to wait for the beer to clean my carpet???? Though another scenario … You invite some friends around for an evening meal – hopefully they like what you cook and don’t come with a list of things that they don’t eat – I would send them back home and say “Hey, I am not a restaurant here!” … I like to think positive and once my carpet is cleaned with the right brand of beer ( The brand of beer is the A&O of cleaning the carpet) or even worse they come into the living room and can smell that you chose the wrong brand of beer to clean your carpet with… Disaster ist pre-programmed and the evening “ist im Eimer” to put it nicely … I would inform myself first to make sure to avoid such mishaps or even worse they take pictures of my clean carpet; cleaned with the wrong brand of beer and post it on a social media site saying “ Sue, didn’t clean her carpet with the right brand of beer”…. There you go…. it’s over with .. and you are branded with that brand of beer 😉 

Life can be challenging in the world of cleaning carpets and the beer you use, so my advice is make a concept and remember it all depends on your BEER! 

Have a great Saturday today and remember don’t drink toooooo much beer! 

You are never alone with Party line Überwachung ©sueromeiser2022

Years ago it was the simple party line.. You picked up the receiver and could hear other folks talking on the phone line about what ever.. Those were the days. it was a real party line.. Women met on their party line to gossip and chat about the newest news in the neighborhood without leaving the comfort of their homes and could do this for hours if everyone was on the same line and the best past it didn’t cost them a dime. “ Money saving tips of the day”….

Then came the end of the party line and you had to pay for each phone call and there was no internet or Whatsapp to see what someone else wrote or listen in on their conversation or try to get the edge on their emails or private life…. That was the easy-going life and you didn’t have to worry about hacker or trackers that were / are stalking in your router…

Now-a-days it a whole other ball game…

Whatsapp:

First join that group and collect as many cell numbers as possible, after that make sure you know when they are online so that you can see what they are up too or what they have written, but the most important aspect for the Hackers & Trackers is to find your location and Bingo … they think that they know everything and can control things … These folks are the one who need help.. really now who cares what the other person is up too… I am not interested… The others are interested because they don’t have a life.. There you have it in a nut shell !

Then there are those who block others Facebook accounts because they don’t want the person, they blocked to find out what they are writing about on this social platform… Secret agents at work 😉

Now there are the highlights with the Google accounts and there android applications.. Here are real exciting things going on, and those Hackers & Trackers try to steal other data to make it look like the person they stole the data from is trying to hack into their cell phone..

But what is even more interesting are the hard drive Linux users.. Here is an eye opener.

L – Lack of brains and too much time on their hands or are involved in questionable ISSUES:

I – Idiots who think I don’t know what they are doing in their hideout.

N- no real information to pass on to their controllers.

U – probably sitting in front of their computer with hard-drive in their underwear.

X- have an x-phobia and need help to cope with the world around them.

But the computer hard drive is not to be forgotten either. This is essential for these hackers & trackers.

H – help what should I do?

A – A shit.. I lost the data that I just stole!

C- it’s cold in this room.

K – I have no idea what this letter means?

E- I need something to eat!

R – My computer needs to be rebooted because I hacked into the wrong computer.

&

T – tell me what to do!

A – a shit… my battery is dead.

C – Call later , I’m busy hacking.

K – What part of the hard-drive is this?

E – The electricity has gone off… Now what ?

R – I need a rest to read how to be a tracker.

S- Who said that this system was easy to hack & track?

So, just keep these simple facts in mind and you are on the road to being a Hacker & Tracker and maybe if you are lucky, you can join their fan-club too!